Premature P.S.: Hey, Mick --- I would love to call the below mentioned show 'the complete and utter rubbish hour,' because I can't come up with anything as...
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mick capewell
treemusicuk
Sep 2, 2005 11:13 pm
... **** Well of course you can't come up with anything better. I mean to say, we all know that love is tadpole shaped don't we, and that's just for starters! ...
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Mark Wirtz aka, Micha...
michaelsincl...
Sep 3, 2005 6:23 am
I'm fine with all the conditions, except for --- no sushi. I'm sorry, but I can't agree to that. Now that I am too old to get laid without paying for it, not...
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Mark Wirtz aka, Micha...
michaelsincl...
Sep 3, 2005 6:38 am
P.S. Re: "Bestest." That is very, very, trendy, dignifuied, graceful, bullshit talk. You know, trying to sound "hip" or "cool," or in this case, "coolest." I...
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Jim McAlwane
marmaladeski...
Sep 3, 2005 12:24 pm
According to the Melody Maker, dated Sept 16th 1967 you've been naughty, you were arested the Friday before for not paying outstanding parking fines amounting...
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mick capewell
treemusicuk
Sep 3, 2005 10:11 pm
... **** OK then...let them eat sushi. ( Oh Sushi Q ah still want you...mah Sushi Q...) Instead...no....Halibut!...
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sigtunadogyellow
sigtunadogye...
Sep 4, 2005 9:18 am
... sorry, but ... **Sushi Quatro? lol...
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Jim McAlwane
marmaladeski...
Sep 5, 2005 10:01 am
Hi all, thought you might be interested in this site I accidently stumbled across, well worth visiting if you get the time:...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 7, 2005 12:47 am
Following on from my last post...y'know that lion tamers always used to end their act by putting their head in the lion's mouth...well...how many other ...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 7, 2005 7:48 am
Y'know when you were young, and you went to a circus, they always had a lion tamer? **Actually, I don't. Never been to a circus. Nothing would come as far...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 7, 2005 7:59 am
The "Accy Barmy Army" at Cambridge United's ground last month. For the uninitiated, these are the guys who never miss an Accrington Stanley game, home or away....
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 7, 2005 8:01 am
The Canvey Island FC fans who made the long trip "oop north" to Accrington. Note, too, that they have their own drummer. But.....look carefully.....is that...
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roger purbrick
wah_wah_rabbit
Sep 7, 2005 9:20 pm
... Could be. And is that Elton John behind him? He's let himself go a bit eh? And further over there's a man wearing spock ears, or ear muffs maybe. And just...
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mick capewell
treemusicuk
Sep 7, 2005 9:31 pm
... **** Scouting for Watford eh? But wottabout the bloke on the right with his m****e? "'Ello! Just calling to let you know I got here OK...at the...
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mick capewell
treemusicuk
Sep 7, 2005 9:34 pm
Well...I'm speechless. Almost. Even Mike P has got to admit that The World According To Sven-Borin39; is going pear-shaped...eh? :-(...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 7, 2005 11:16 pm
Sven? Swede or turnip?? I just got back home...........couldn39;t believe that friggin' scoreline!! JJ will be in a good mood - not only did his team win, but...
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sigtunadogyellow
sigtunadogye...
Sep 7, 2005 11:43 pm
... scoreline!! ... believe ... **HOPEFULLY they will show the LATE Sw goal(90 min) in the UK... Zlatan made a goal which i´ve NEVER SEEN BEFORE!! Must be...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 7, 2005 11:56 pm
Liechtenstein 3 Luxembourg 0 Even the locals in this tiniest of tiny countries can't believe how many points their local posties, bakers and civil servants...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 8, 2005 12:00 am
What has happened to Scotland, C-ty > 1-1 vs, Italy and now a VERY impressive win in Oslo > and Kenny Miller looks like a new star, or? JJ **Well, they got rid...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 8, 2005 12:38 am
The best advice my father ever gave me was when a woman wants something, you give it to her. I treat them all like ladies; open doors, give them flowers, light...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 8, 2005 12:44 am
Okay, lightbulbs blow..........but 3 in one evening?? That's the one in the kitchen, bathroom and main bedroom. All in one night. How can I tell when my chips...
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sigtunadogyellow
sigtunadogye...
Sep 8, 2005 12:51 am
... **He´s born in Sweden(Malmoe) > Yugosl. parents. So, he counts! lol JJ...
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Steve McGhee
stevemcghee61
Sep 8, 2005 1:05 am
... **He´s born in Sweden(Malmoe) > Yugosl. parents. So, he counts! lol JJ **Fair enough.....but a mate of mine was born in Zambia and brought up in the...
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roger purbrick
wah_wah_rabbit
Sep 8, 2005 6:33 am
... Yeh but sometimes you have to grind out these 1-0 defeats. -- Cat...
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Mike Page
sadmanpage51
Sep 8, 2005 6:41 am
Scotland might make the play offs, might, England won't need to. Even after last night, they'll be one of the two best runners up, with no need for a play off....
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Mike Page
sadmanpage51
Sep 8, 2005 6:43 am
Why am I singled out? It was the first qualifying match defeat under Sven and we will still qualify, so not entirely a disaster, but not good. Top class...
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Margaret Brown
margaret_bro...
Sep 8, 2005 7:44 am
. ... That's easy Steve, it's when the fire from the chip pan lights up the room.... They should be cooked by then !!...
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mick capewell
treemusicuk
Sep 8, 2005 9:01 am
MessageWhy am I singled out? **** Only because in the past you have been a staunch Sven-Becks defender :-) It was the first qualifying match defeat under Sven ...
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Gary Feikert
garyfeikert
Sep 8, 2005 3:57 pm
Then, one day, as I turned left into 49th Street............................. the dame had a .38 stuck in my ribs. Yeah, I'm a tough guy, but who'd ever think...
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sigtunadogyellow
sigtunadogye...
Sep 8, 2005 4:42 pm
... ribs. ... would ... take her ... in the ... **Loopy, ever seen PLAY IT AGAIN SAM? The VERY FUNNY ´72 flick, w/Woody Allen, as this film buff w/relation to...